Name: Carezma 
--Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
-Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
-Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
-Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingie.
-Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
-Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
-Darn, there go the lights again...
-Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got two of 'em.
-Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
-Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
-What's this doing here?
-I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
-That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?
-I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
-Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
-Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
-Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
-And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
-Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
-Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
-Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
-What do you mean you want a divorce!
-She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
-FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
-Dang! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
posted by Carezma @ 03:19 pm ::
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